What is Igniteafuck?
1.
The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.
Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that set the bed and his missus on fire?
Nephew: Cor blimey! Was he that great in bed then?
Uncle: Boy, he lit a fag and passed out post-shag.
Nephew: What an igniteafuck!
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