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Bieng a pervert without even knowing it
OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wt..
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When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in ..
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Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven'..