Ignorephones

What is Ignorephones?

Headphones used with or without music primarily to ignore someone.

Jason: I was sitting next to a Mormon on my flight yesterday.

Chris: Did he get all preachy on your ass?

Jason: No, I put on my ignorephones and he left me alone.

See ignore, headphone, muffy, headnod, ignore button

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