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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.
Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.
Se..
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A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of yo..