What is Igor?
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Def 1:a clumsy semi-retarded excuse for a human. Ocassionaly has sex with goats and other animals. It is basically the definition of an asspirate, cock juggling, cum guzzling, thundercunted 5 cent street whore all in one. It ewmits feelings of hate destruction and utter annoyance.
Def 2: also known as, gor you or ig a bitch.To do a girl doggystyle and just before you cum, you shove a didlo up your ass, hop on one foot, scream tobaggen, and ride the bitch down the stairs.
Def 1: "If that motherfucker acts like an igor again I will kick his ass"
Def 2: "Yesterday Jake igored his girlfriend and she is now in the hospital. He is being sued for 3 million dollars."
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The name derives from old Norse, means a genius.
Mary: Thank you Igor, I will build you a monument.
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A name deriving from the Norse. Related to the Norse god Ing, and arr meaning warrior therefore known as Ing's warrior or Ing's defender. This name goes back many years, to the vikings. There have been many great Igor's, Igor Stravinsky (a great composer), Igor Sikorsky (developed the first real helicopter), and many more.
"Did you know that one of Igor Sikorsky's helicopters helped build the CN tower in Toronto, Canada?"
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The Igor is a mysterious creature. The Igor has no sense: common, balance, fashion or otherwise, and as such has rarely been seen on skates, and is often to be found wearing odd combinations of combat gear, t-shirts, and an infamous pair of white socks.
The origin of this species is somewhat unknown, with some claiming far eastern, European, and even continental United States origins. However the Igor has been heavily influenced by the antics his closest friends. It is also known that the Igor has unbounded stamina, being able to maintain activity for many solid hours, as well as being a fast runner, possibly an adaptation to keep up with the true sk8er types.
The Igor is often known to use a variety of pseudonyms. The purpose of this is unknown, it may be to confuse those not in the species close social circle, or it may be for humour purposes. Suffice to say it is not uncommon for an Igor to be mentioned along with 5 or 6 other, generally very unusual, names. It is not known whether “Igor” is the creatures real name, or just another pseudonym.
On 'Pyramid bags' Oh wow now I can have geometric tea!! - Igor
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A coffee drinking, cigarette smoking idiot. famous for getting hit in between the eyes with the butt end of a shotgun. This fucker just doesn't know when to shutup. Can easily be mistaken for a hairy sloth.
Please watch Igors "kitty" while i finish my cigarette and coffee.
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Never has a ride home.
Primary mode of transportaion is by foot, occasionally a bicycle or Pogo-stick
Enjoys dancing to Techno music with 7 years olds while reffing.
very hard worker and great example employee.
would make a fantastic P.C.
learned everything he knows from Joe.
That was a very Igorristic thing to do.
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slave .. a tool for somebody
Igor ! Pull the switch !
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