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A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet..
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When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.
Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car..
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Looking longingly back to your past glory days in hopes that the constant reminiscing will somehow change the outcome of that fateful da..