Iguana

What is Iguana?


1.

large lizard that eats mostly leaves and fruits in the wild

scott has a 3 foot iguana

2.

Rulers of the planet Pluto.

I have an imaginary pet iguana called Frank.

See Abi

3.

A green tropical lizard that mainly eats leaves and fruits. They also can be kept as pets. They can grow to be over six feet long. They are reptiles and are cold blooded.

My pet iguana is named Meeber.

See lizard, pet, animal, green, big

4.

iguana (ĭ-gwä'nə) n.:

1. An older gentleman that prowls the nightclubs and bars for significantly younger prey.

2. The male version of a cougar.

Heyyy gurrrl...don't look now, but that slimy iguana over there is undressing you with his eyes. Honey, it looks like you'll be getting free drinks all night!

See iguana, cougar, slimy, old man, nightclub, bar

5.

A term given to someone's large dick, penis, or cock

The Malhammer has a huge iguana.

See cock, dick, big, iguana, huge

6.

Small reptile with odd habits.

See hm

7.

The Iguana Cafe (People's Republic of Iguanaland) was a teeny-tiny San Fernando Valley hole-in-the-wall fuckin' MIRACLE of a cranium-shop, sammich/muffin/bookstore/haven/nest for poets and preachers, anarchists and music-makers, shy beautiful outcasts and outlandish acts of right-on wordsmithery. Much-loved, deeply-mourned (closed down in the 90's)---The Iguana gave birth to some famously infamous famous folk. But the no-names were the real reason everyone dug it. The bathroom doubled as a loverly acid-trip Green Room. Proprietor Tom was the grooviest elf-god EVER. It was a Zen koan in a state of constant rebirth.

"Get your shit together and let's go to the Iguana...I have some new goodies I wanna read at open-mike tonight!"

"Where the hell have you been, Rainbow? That place is, like, totally SHUT DOWN. It's gone."

"OMG. Are you serious? Oh WOW...you don't even know how bummed I am right now. That confirms it---there IS no God. Where the fuck is my pipe?"

See iguana, pipe, outcasts, sammich


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