Iguana Dick

What is Iguana Dick?


1.

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

See blue balls, porno monkey, dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, fuckstain


70

Random Words:

1. No lifing, wannabe ranger. W4tch My Hit is a noob that thinks he owns Majwinterse but sadly does not. Also he gains range wwwaaaaaaayyyy..
1. A person that plays a MMORPG (World of Warcraft) that likes to spell their name backwords. Is an amazing warrior and a HUGE pimp! Evets..
1. Typical suburbian town.... hot girls hot guys... teenagers who think they are ghetto but they are not. Typical well off city, parks ever..