What is Iguana Dick?
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happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.
guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again
guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana
guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.
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A term used to refer to a moldy old vibrator, or dildo. It is a combination of fungi and vibrator.
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