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When you purchases an outrageous number of songs on iTunes one after the other when you original intention was to only purchase one song..
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When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.
Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar..
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The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......
