What is Ihop?
1.
The International House of Pancakes.
"Because it's always morning somewhere."
2.
Apple's version of jumping.
Damn, those Mac boys really know how to iHop!
3.
The only acceptable place to eat at when it's five in the morning and you're drunk and you just want to eat a sandwich and get into fights with other patrons for throwing snot rags on your table
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to go to IHOP?
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I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?
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IHOP is a place where one can get breakfast for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, or even breakfast for dinner. What more could someone ask for? Anybody who does not order breakfast at IHOP fails.
"Let's go to IHOP for breakfast"
"But its 6:00 p.m."
"I know"
"I'll just get a salad"
FAIL!
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6.
Where dreams come true
"IHOP is where I lost my virginity"
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7.
International House of Pussy
Dude wanna go to IHOP? Yeah I want to go to a International House of Pussy!
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