What is Iitywybmad?
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An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.
Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?