Ijaahd

What is Ijaahd?


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I'm just an asshole disorder, often confused with ADHD (attention deficet hyperactivite disorder)

teacher- (writes on board in some foreign language)

student- (wonders what the fuck this is)

teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem

student- (walks up to board and points to the x)

teacher- what do you think your doing?

student- here it is, here's the x

teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something

student- no I have IJAAHD

teacher- what's that?

student- I'm just an asshole disorder

(class bursts out laughing)

See asshole, algebra, adhd, smartass


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