Ijack

What is Ijack?


1.

to commandeer someone else's iPod in order to critically peruse their library and publicly broadcast music

or

to force someone to listen to a song/songs/entire albums on your own iPod, making them continue to listen even when they are trying to politely refuse, because you are simply determined to exemplify how AWESOME this song/band/album is.

You: "Hey, hey listen to this-"

Me: "ah, no, it's ok,"

You: "No seriously, listen, its the BEST song."

Me:"...Alright...." *pause* "yeah, cool."

You: "Nonono, you gotta listen to it til the end."

Me: "um.... no, i think i get it..."

=totally iJacked!

See music, ipod, hijack, nazi, arsehole

2.

to hijack a conversation and turn it into all about you

"I was talking to Alex about the Olympics but then he ijacked the convo and told me about his new car."

"I tried to talk about the math exam but he ijacked me and told me about his new phone from eBay."

See conversation, speech, talking, rude, ipod


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