Ijcap

What is Ijcap?


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I Just Crapped A Pineapple

president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his assistant "i feel like i just crapped a pineapple" his assistant preceeded to tell the press "all the president said was thank god" it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.

EXAMPLE #1(literal)

ellis: oh man you guys ijcap

julia:are you kidding me?

sofia:she isnt kidding....i had to get out the plunger

ellis:he...he...he *scary face*

EXAMPLE #2(figurative)

ellis: oh god...IJCAP

julia:why ellis...why??

sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!

ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott damn

julia:oh man tell me about it...ellis you lucky son of a bitch

sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need...IJCAP

See president, pineapple, crap, fruit


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