Ijfed

What is Ijfed?

An acronym for "I Just Farted"

Mostly used when its inappropriate to say that you just farted for example in class or at a large meeting of people.

Person 1: "Hey dude, IJFed"

Person 2: "Thats just nasty man"

Perons 1: Lolz

See fart, funny, farting, stupid

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