Ikaika Aki

What is Ikaika Aki?


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1. Ikaika Ho'okahihawaiikaiainahainamachupichu is mythical armor-plated-sea-turtle-panther-dolphin who roams the beaches of Sandys with his night marcher friends for the sole purpose of choking "haoles" so he can get pumped up for birthday bash. He has also been known to cruze at speeds of over one hundred miles an hour in a go kart made of taro and tree bark constructed by umpa. He is usually high on "batu" that he smokes directly through his palm. Shoooooooootz! 40s!

2. Numba one strength! Ichiban!

On a scale of 1 to 40s, Ikaika Aki's haole choking skill is a 40s

See batu, ice, umpa, bum fights


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