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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
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to love shit, or to literally enjoy eatting the shit of another. <similar to scat>
The mistress was into autocoprophalia...
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An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee
Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use
See quality, guarantee, promis..
