What is Ikea Miser?
1.
Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.
Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
See
Random Words:
1.
Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases &..
1.
Dumping a massive shit, after an extended period of poking a turtlehead of massive proportions. Named for the Galapogos Tortise.
"..
