Ikea Miser

What is Ikea Miser?

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Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.

Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.

Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!

See ikea, furniture, miser
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