Ikea Wobble

What is Ikea Wobble?

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:

a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it

b) it was assembled incorrectly

c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

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