Ikeamotion

What is Ikeamotion?

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The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.

I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.

See ikea, lost, sweden
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