Ikeamotion

What is Ikeamotion?

1.

The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.

I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.

See ikea, lost, sweden
79

Random Words:

Asshole Tear
1. Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole. Peter had a pretty ..
Read more
Chickenvent
1. Pronunciation: 'chi-kən-vent Function: noun, verb, adjective 1: a term used to identify an unknown object, or a way to explain an..
Read more
Frisky Nixon
1. The act of juggling one's balls and wang with your fingers. Aaron attempted to give himself a frisky nixon, and Amber laughed. Se..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free