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A fart.
That was a great trouser cough!..
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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..
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a late-night call for some serious phone-bone-- to completion
friday night was kinda dry, until a little bluemoaner got the party start..