Iknife

What is Iknife?


1.

The iKnife is Apple's new product, designed by townies, for townies; as such, it may be bought with "a ride on shirley".

The clever advertising of the iKnife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or back, depending on the circumstance, it has also led many townies to believethat it will make them look "hard".

towny : oh my fuckin' god, this fuckin' knife's fuckin' like, fuckin' fuckin' gonna be stabbin' some peeps t'day, cuz I'm, like, proper hard.

Greebo: heh, look at that towny,I'd pity his mother if she wasn't a cheap whore.

Towny: OI!

Greebo: shit! that was my pancreas!


60

Random Words:

1. Having a drab, pale brown hair color. Almost gray (ish) In easier words: A REALLY UGLY BORING HAIR COLOR WHICH NEEDS TO BE STYLED PROPE..
1. An item that a retail stores sells at a loss in order to get people in the doors to buy other normally priced items. If Wal-Mart were t..
1. someone who is bi-curious liza told us that she is a biza 2. another way to say bitch. Used to downgrade someone. Uh! That biza st..