Iknife

What is Iknife?


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The iKnife is Apple's new product, designed by townies, for townies; as such, it may be bought with "a ride on shirley".

The clever advertising of the iKnife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or back, depending on the circumstance, it has also led many townies to believethat it will make them look "hard".

towny : oh my fuckin' god, this fuckin' knife's fuckin' like, fuckin' fuckin' gonna be stabbin' some peeps t'day, cuz I'm, like, proper hard.

Greebo: heh, look at that towny,I'd pity his mother if she wasn't a cheap whore.

Towny: OI!

Greebo: shit! that was my pancreas!


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