What is Iknife?
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The iKnife is Apple's new product, designed by
The clever advertising of the iKnife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or back, depending on the circumstance, it has also led many townies to
towny : oh my fuckin' god, this fuckin' knife's fuckin' like, fuckin' fuckin' gonna be stabbin' some peeps t'day, cuz I'm, like, proper hard.
Greebo: heh, look at that towny,I'd pity his mother if she wasn't a cheap whore.
Towny: OI!
Greebo: shit! that was my pancreas!
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an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.
On her 90th birthday she realized that sh..
