Ikositis

What is Ikositis?


1.

The phenomenon in which every member present at an outing has recently hit the ATM, leading to an over-abundance of 20-dollar bills, and no convenient way to make change.

Sushi waiter: The bill comes to 76.23.

Customer 1: I only have 20's.

Customer 2: Me too.

Customer 3: Are you shitting me?! We are all Asshats!

Customer 4: Fucking ikositis.

Sushi waiter: (sotto voce, some asian-fusion language) Stupid americans.

See atm, math, sushi, money, change


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