Ikp

What is Ikp?


1.

Instant Kindergarten Penis.

When something causes your manhood to recoil into its shell like a frightened turtle, you are said to have IKP.

Causes of IKP include, but are not limited to:

- being pantsedin public

- getting caught by a parent while doing explicit things with your girlfriend

- getting slapped/kicked/tapped in the testicles (see balltap)

- having to dance with the DUFF of a group

- stepping in the shower when there is no hot water

Dude, when my girlfriend's dad caught us having sex, I went total IKP.

When Jake got pantsed in front of his entire gym class, he got IKP like crazy.

See sex, softie, soft, instant, kindergarten, vagina, young, prepubescent, pantsed, shank, shanked, engorge, embarrassment, erection, boner, stiffy, hard-on


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