What is Ikp?
1.
Instant Kindergarten Penis.
When something causes your manhood to recoil into its shell like a frightened turtle, you are said to have IKP.
Causes of IKP include, but are not limited to:
- being
- getting caught by a parent while doing explicit things with your girlfriend
- getting slapped/kicked/tapped in the testicles (see
- having to dance with the
- stepping in the shower when there is no hot water
Dude, when my girlfriend's dad caught us having sex, I went total IKP.
When Jake got pantsed in front of his entire gym class, he got IKP like crazy.
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