What is Ikumalof?
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Fanboy o' doom. ikumalof maniacally types up random crap about Nintendo's so-called inevitable death, in hopes that he would finally find a partner to rejoice in the fact that he spends days at a time typing up incoherent messages on the internet with one hand.
Pass the Kleenex, ikumalof!
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1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.
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A serious romance, or CORMORANTIC liaison, between two ladies and GREBES of greatly differing sizes.
(The DABCHICK is a SMALL Grebe.)
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