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freezing a turd for use as a dildo
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The art of making a dictionary. Anyone who adds to urbandicionary is a lexicographer.
I have just spent an hour lexicographing in the ..
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The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering yo..