Ild

What is Ild?


1.

Insane Laughing Disorder.

When one starts laughing and cannot stop.

Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"

Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.

See laughing, giggling, insane, disorder

2.

International Long Distance

A type of telephone call.

Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!

Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.

See idd, std, voip


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