What is Ilf?
1.
Noun: Anyone I'd Like to Fuck. (sounds like MILF without the "M" pronunciation)
Identifying another person as physically attractive, then stating if the chance presented itself, you would fornicate with them. There is no prerequisite to being an ILF except that you must NOT be a mother, grandmother, or disabled (MILF, GILF, DILF). ILF is limited to those that don't fit under other ILF categories.
"Dude, look at that hot chick over there! She's an ILF"
(As an attractive female walks by, you point and exclaim) "ILF!"
"Ey, lets go to that party, I heard there'll be a grip of ILFs there!"
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2.
Much like a
Holy crap, look at that ilf!
3.
Short for a peado. Generally associated with boys who live around the Ilford Road metro in Jesmond, Newcastle Upon Tyne, who are trying to imitate black people and also belive it to be cool to have a underage girldfriend, the younger the better. These people usually use short agressively abreviated slang terms such as "bant", "rogue", and "hooped". Characteristics of appearance include polo shirts (collar pulled up), track suit bottoms (perferably Canterbury), latest Adidas trainers, occasionally a private school hoodie, or otherwise generic plain hoodie. An Ilf-goer will often have a tab in hand, phone in the other, and a young child nearby.
"are you ilf?"
"i am ilf (also followed by self riteuos bullshit about being wanted DOA etc)"
"duuude that kid is such a fag, he's practically ilf"
"dude, sweet bant down ilf avec sweet tabage large mate yeah?"
"This is how ilf do, nobody do it like ilf dus it so show us some love"
"Ilford - It"s not just a place. It"s a way of life. Live it."
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4.
Letter before it usually is, and stands for:
Milf = mum ild like to fuck
Silf = Sister ild like to fuck
Dilf = dad ild like to fuck
Nilf = Nan ild like to fuck
Gilf = Girlfriend ild like to fuck
Filf = Flid ild like to fuck
Man your mums a MILF!!!!
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