What is Ilhaan?
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A.K.A ilHaAn iHsHAn basHir kABir
A.K.A. the bane of all straight
A creature taht has been attacked a total of 3 times, once every 7 years of its life (currently age 13). Claims to be Shaitan's (muslim devil) headcase. Remembers incidents since it was in the womb. If come in contact with female --female die horribly, just tragically......like i mean atrocious.
If you suddenly find yourself instantly (perhaps magically?) separated from members of the opposite sex, ilhaan is present. Run.
Unanimosity -- book that ilhaan write all you need to know is that the major twist in the otherwise awful plot is that all of space suddenly turns into water. yes H2O.
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