What is Ilkovics?
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1. A physical state causing haphazard reactions and general clumbsyness.
2. A state of severe absentmindedness, ie, forgetting where your feet are, or, forgeting how tall you are causing severe and repeated cranial discomfort.
3. to "Ilkovics", to cause another to become clumbsy
4. To loose concentration and enter autopilot, ( dangerous when driving)
upon discovering the cuttlery tray on the floor, the doctor said " I think we've been Ilkovics'd
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