Ill Call You

What is Ill Call You?

1: What guys say when they want nothing to do with you.

2: What lonely guys say to get girls phone numbers.

For def. 1: 90% of the male population

For def. 2: Me

Another way of saying "fuck you".

Girls do this too.

Melissa said "Tully, Im sorry I missed your party, Ill call you, we can hang out this weekend."

As you can expect, she didn't call back. I love it when people lie to me. :-(

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