I'll Call You

What is I'll Call You?


1.

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.

After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.

2.

This is usually used by males who want a quick escape. The real meaning of the phrase is 'if i don't get a better offer' or 'if i don't call in 12 days - then find someone new - i would have'

Girl + Guy have just been on a date. She thinks it has gone well, he thinks she hasn't put out. He says 'i'll call you'

See Natalie

3.

What a guy says to a chick after or before they have sex.

After so she feels happy and will wait for his call

B4 so he can have sex

*After sex*

Grey:I'll call you

*Beth waits by phone all day*

*B4 sex*

Grey: If we have sex tonight i'll call you the next day

Beth:ok

*Next day no call*


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