I'll Dew You! Edit Meaning

1. The polar opposite of retarded. Being of such sound logic that it repels even the slightest taint of retardation. "Man, that idea ..

1. An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard tha..

1. the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler. "Holy Shit! look at that batting..