I'll Eat My Hat

What is I'll Eat My Hat?

A saying used to express how absolutely, positively certain a person is about something.

If she isn't having an affair, I'll eat my hat!

See positive, eat, hat, absolutely

Five To One Ratio

1. the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio See masterbate, jerk off, f..

Ballz Deep

1. The act of deeply inserting one's penis into any orifice so that the genitalia (ie: ballz, sack, nuts) touch the opening one is pen..

Long Dong Silver

1. An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic p..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

I'll Eat My Hat Edit Meaning