I'll Have A Sandwich

What is I'll Have A Sandwich?


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When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.

BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.

University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?

Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*

See bored, nurse, asleep, sandwich, microeconomics


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