Ill Minute Edit Meaning

1. The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass. Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes? Con 2: It was a present from ..

1. A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard "Oh my god you're such a maltard"..

1. Some random phrase I just heard on TV that made me laugh a little bit. I kind of thought of it in a perverted way. Person on TV: These ..