I'll Never Wash My Pants

What is I'll Never Wash My Pants?

1.

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

61

Random Words:

Crystal Lake

1. The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally th..

Surprise Butt Sex

1. Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of..

Double Wrong

1. One stupid decision leads to another stupid decision Bill decided not to go to work one morning and got fired for doing so. The next da..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free