I'll Never Wash My Pants

What is I'll Never Wash My Pants?

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A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

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