What is I'll Take Things That Suck For 500 Please, Alex?


1.

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

See crap, kayaking, bummer


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