What is Illegal Mike?
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Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.
Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.
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