What is Illegitimate Invitation?
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Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
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Random Words:
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To masturbate numerous amounts of time in a row
Bob: What did you do on saturday?
Alf Goonit: Me and Arsenegger tossed ourselves silly..