What is Illegitimate Invitation?
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Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
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The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
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Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides
Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!
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