Illinois Steamroller

What is Illinois Steamroller?

1.

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.

What did you expect?

Pervert.

Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?

See cleveland steamer, alaskan firedragon, kfc, dirty sanchez

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