Illiterature

What is Illiterature?


1.

The re-publication of a literary work in non-written form.

All book-on-tape and movie based on book would be considered Illiterature.

See illiteracy, literature, movie, book, reading

2.

Any literature that is bad.

illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature

illiteraturism is liking bad literature

The book he was reading was a work of illiterature.

See trash

3.

(n.)

A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, banal, and unreadable.

Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.

"Tess of the D'Urbervilles is an excelent example of classic British illiterature."

"The illiterature that my English teacher assigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."

See literature, english, boring, pointless, useless


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