Illmobile

What is Illmobile?

(Noun): A car so decrepit that rusting body panels are held together only with masking tape and syphilis.

"The illmobile's busted. Lets gain manpoints by fixing it while drinking ones."

See Spider-Man

Emergency Frequencies

1. Here are some common emergency frequencies: (in MHz) 000.5000 International Distress (CW) 002.1820 International Distress 002.6700 C..

Uranal

1. A urinal for pooping. Essentially, it is a toilet, but you may not pee in it. I had a uranal installed in my bathroom because I have IB..

Lung Puke

1. A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing..

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