Illmobile

What is Illmobile?

(Noun): A car so decrepit that rusting body panels are held together only with masking tape and syphilis.

"The illmobile's busted. Lets gain manpoints by fixing it while drinking ones."

See Spider-Man

Vegas Vacation

1. When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the leng..

Mad Hot Shit Breath

1. When someone is standing near you, with dry, (hot) and smelling like your dog just shit in your back yard BREATH! "Hey Katie, will..

Urbiculous

1. When something is so overly urban (a.k.a. ghetto) that it is at the point of being rediculous. Did you see that bitch's outfit? S..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Illmobile Edit Meaning