Ill-presumptuized Edit Meaning

1. The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult. You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology...

1. Dropping a deuce after sex. Melly, I'll brb. I have to take a hump 'n dump. See shit, poop, crap, toilet, bomb..

1. A holiday traditionally celebrated upon the second snowfall of the new year, usually falling sometime in the first two weeks of January...