What is Illuminous?
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Luminous colours which are particularly bright and garish and are used in appropriate circumstances, resulting in mild nausea for the observer.
"Did you see that woman's fluorescent pink lipstick?"
"Yeh... it was illuminous..."
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Wow, looks like you're running Illuminous on your Mac.
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