What is Ilona?
1.
an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
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has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality.
activities carried out by these friends may include
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
2.
a strange yet exquisite mix of retardation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the
dayum sheet dats whack, dats ILONA.
ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.
ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.
you are completely ilonarded.
3.
A fat girl who thinks shes hot because she has big breasts, but really no one cares that she has big breasts cuz they rest on top of her big fat belly like two sacks of sand. Normally has secret low self esteem which leads to excess eating and acting like a dirty
Can also be used to describe a male who never washes and is generally a bit of a
Look how tight that girls clothes are, shes got to weigh at least 15 stone! What a skanky ilona!
I used to hang out with James before he started hitting the pipe and turned into a total ilona.
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4.
a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.
look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.
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5.
usually a hot blonde girl, not confused with (a loner) due to her having many friends
hey look at that ilona over there!
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