Ilp Edit Meaning

1. Oral Sex, mmm, yummy I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..

1. Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to. "Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie j..

1. When one person has played so much zelda their dick ceases to work. Bork: Damn. i got zeldik Dave: What? Bork: I played so much zeld..