What is Ils?
1.
Acronym for Inflated Lat Syndrome. ILS is a primal threat/mating display observed in the human male. The ILS display involves the male human holding out it’s arms away from it’s body at approximately a 20-40 degree angle and then walking with a slow deliberate gait inorder to look more imposing to other humans. The posture is used primarily as a form of non-verbal communication such as a mating display to attract or impress females or as a defense or dominance posture to appear larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males.
ILS displays can be observed :
In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.
On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females.
When a male enters a bar or dance club.
When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight.
On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.
Dude. Check the wigger with ILS and a bad attitude coming through the door, he must think he’s the shit or something. Lets kick his ass later.
2.
Invisible Lat Syndrome.
Usually ILS sufferers are guys that refuse to work out, but nonetheless hold their arms out at about a 45 degree angle from their body as if to say "hey it's hard bein' this ripped" Also called "the cobra" Often times coupled with the very popular IGS or Invisible Girdle Syndrome.
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3.
Invisible Lat Syndrome. Guys who walk around thinking they're the man. Their arms are spread so far out that you cannot see their latissimus dorsi.
Look at this fool walking into gym class. He is only 15 inches wide but somehow he cannot fit through the doorway. Don't touch him, you might get ILS.
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4.
I.L.S. or Imaginary Lat Syndrome is an ailment suffered by men who walk around with thier arms further away from their lats (latimus dorsi), the muscle on the side of thier torso, to create the illusion that their lats (and physiques) are much bigger than they are.
Did you see Leah's new boyfried? The kid's got I.L.S. He think he's big but he's only like a buck fifty.
5.
ILS stands for Instrument Landing System in aviation.
It is a ground based radio system to guide ILS equipped aircraft accurately down onto the runway, usually in bad weather. Most aircraft these days can land without a pilot utilizating the ILS.
ILS frequency is 105.3
6.
An local acronym for "I Love Sita", originally used by Müsli a.k.a. Schlaf Tablette to express his feelings in an unobvious manner, it has now become ubiquitous amongst the community of the little known mental institute of Cademuir in the slums of Scotland.
Intelligent person : Why are you such an idiot?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : WTF happened to your IQ?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : Can you say anything other than "ILS"?
Müsli : ILS
Intelligent person : Are you obsessed by any chance?
Müsli : ILS
7.
A phrase used by qasdfdsaq with a meaning synonymous to "Bla", "Whatever" or any other situation where nothing sensible can be said. Also used as a meaningless conversation-filler.
Being adapted from "ILS" by Schluff-l-ei (Müsli) regarding Wuff-l-ei (Sita), a common mis-conception exists that qasdfdsaq's use of the word bears the same meaning as Schluff-l-ei's original definition, which is not true.
-- Silence --
qasdfdasq : (Shouts) ILS!
-- Even more silence --
Someone : TV is really cool today...
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : No you don't.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS More.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm bored. ILS.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Shut up.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Liar!! Asshole MoFo FUBARD
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Right, I'm ignoring you now.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm never talking to you again.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I mean it.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
*silence*
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
Sita : You're a fucking idiot I'm gonna kill you.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : *dies*
1.
when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.
Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)
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