What is Iluka?
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Iluka is a suburb in northern Perth, which is unfortunately inhabited with chavs and upper class snobs. Its chav/chavette territory - you usually can't leave the house without seeing one. They roam the streets, riding around on their ridiculous too-small bikes basically being a nuisance. The houses are overpriced, the people generally aren't very friendly and they don't really care when there is a drought (who cares, as long as their front yards are green). But theres a nice park, some people can be nice, and its close to the beach, so i guess thats something.
Its like dawn of the dead, except with chavs instead of zombies.
Mother: We're moving to iluka...
Me: goddammit! anywhere but chav hell..
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