Ilvtofu

What is Ilvtofu?


1.

Vanity plate for:

1. I love tofu

2. I love to fuck you

DMV: ILVTOFU? Sorry, but I'm already married.

Woman: To tofu?

See tofu, fuck, you, fuck you, screw

2.

Originally seen in a lisence plate banned by the government.

Can mean either of two things:

-I love to fuck you

-I love tofu

-ILVTOFU!!!!!

+you like tofu?

-no, I love to fuck you

See i, love, to, fuck, you


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