What is Ilvtofu?
1.
Vanity plate for:
1. I love tofu
2. I love to fuck you
DMV: ILVTOFU? Sorry, but I'm already married.
Woman: To tofu?
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2.
Originally seen in a lisence plate banned by the government.
Can mean either of two things:
-I love to fuck you
-I love tofu
-ILVTOFU!!!!!
+you like tofu?
-no, I love to fuck you
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